Iona Beach

It was pretty cool, in the middle of the ocean in a jetty by the airport, on the way home I thought this:

What are the most important questions at -blank age-, well here is what I cam up:

at age:

1->Mommy?

5-> Cinderella or that Ugly women across the street?

10->Is it halloween yet?

14->What will I do now?

18-> What crappy community college wiil I go today?

21-> What's 5 times 2?

24-> I've got a drunk teenage girl beside me, what do I do?

26-> When will the baby come out?

27-> Why did I give/make birth?

30-> My baby is in preschool, what to do?

35-> I must help my honey in her homework, now which subject first?

40-> Atkins or Jenny Craig?

45-> When will I ever retire?

65-> how do I find work?

70-> hmmm, carribeean or provence?

80-> When will I die?

90->now how to fake a death

100-> Who's older than me?

120-> What's Guiness's phone number

125-> How do I go to Iraq?